President Rulez

So after learning about how to play President's and Assholes...I decided to compile a list of some of the funniest rules to enforce as president.  LMAO!



  • Anyone who makes eye contact with the President must drink
  • The Asshole is a dirty person so whomever is asshole, must wear socks over their hands.
  • "Take Care of the Little Man".  Before drinking, everyone must ask the imaginary "Little Man" sitting on the lip of their cup/drink "Are you OK little man?", pick the little man up off the lip, place him on the table, drink and then place him back on the lip
  • Beer Bitch/Vice Asshole - 2nd to last person is Beer Bitch and must fetch beer for the table.
  • No Names - anyone using first names must drink
  • Hail to the President - Before Drinking, everyone must "Hail to President" or face an additional drink
  • Board Meeting - The President can authorize a board meeting. Everyone starts drinking and is not allowed to stop drinking until the person above him stops drinking (i.e. the VP cannot stop until the Pres. Stops, the Tres. Cannot stop until the VP stops, et cetera).
  • Thanksgiving - When the President declares that it's a good time to give thanks, everyone must say "Gobble, Gobble, Gobble" (3x) and then drink.
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